when my coach tells me my race should be a piece of cake
Tim Burton when choosing the cast for a movie
Tim: I was thinking Johnny Depp would be a good choice for the leading role.
Assistant: But this is an all female mov-
Tim: Johnny Depp.
Assistant: But he's a guy how is tha-
Tim: Johnny Depp.
Assistant: He doesn't have a vagi-
Tim: Johnny Depp.
Assistant: I'll go get him on the phone.







